neck kissing is really fucking hot though
condorn: sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
rangerhitomi: nicolasiscaged: “420 blaze it” i whisper to myself as i set 420 acres of forest on fire
arrossconleche: raytian replied to your post: My phone derps it sometimes and hits random… Didn’t mean to put anonymous. See what I mean? Speaking of unfollowing, feel free to unfollow me on purpose if you ever want to. I understand if my blog doesn’t exactly pertain to your interests and I don’t want you to feel compromised. Wouldn’t be fun
ifyouhadwings: teamniceboyfriends: IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
A Sextape More Popular than Kim K's: lol earlier... →
nedsdeclassifiedsextape: lol earlier my mom told me to clean my room and my bathroom so i did then i finally sat down after being at work and cleaning and she calls me wanting me to do laundry and i waited like 10 minutes before i did it and she was already up doing it and she was like YOURE NOT GOING ANYWHERE TONIGHT YOU… 18 year old checking in. Can confirm.
Anonymous asked: If you could date anyone you know on Tumblr, who would it be?
No seriously. Please ask me questions. Literally anything
Cult of Personality: LITERALLY ASK. →
molewampak: LITERALLY GUYS, ASK ME ANY OF THESE. I’m totally honest!! 1: Name 2: Age 3: 3 Fears 4: 3 things I love 5: 4 turns on 6: 4 turns off 7: My best friend 8: Sexual orientation 9: My best first date 10: How tall am I 11: What do I miss 12: What time were I born
arrossconleche: I’m surprised Tumblr user ruinedchildhood doesn’t constantly reblog content from the Lorax fandom.
iloveriandawson: I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
kaleidoscopelizard: blondesquats: I have two hands and you have two butt cheeks what a coincidence
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
prostitourettes: there should be fried chicken in nightclubs